Home sweet home!
For those trying to read the label on the bottle, it looks like this:
If you like it, you can get a t-shirt with this very image in my Zazzle store.
New vote incentive this week! This is just a preview from chapter 5. Whateley is back, and committing yet more crimes against fashion! You can see his next eye-searing outfit by clicking on the links below.
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Aaawww! Sweet innocent Carter. I love her.
…Try some of this DELICIOUS OLD CEPHALOPOD ALE! It’ll cure what ails you, or vice versa!*
*Available in most fine retailers in all branches of the galaxy. Some restrictions may apply. Common side effects are memory lapses, projectile vomiting, hangovers, undesired table dancing, inexplicable pregancy, liver disfunction, early death, and some serious side effects best left the the imagination. (But if it’s listed after early death, you can bet your sweet bippy it’s very effing serious.) Do not drink Old Cephalopod Ale if you operate or are near heavy, medium or light machinery. Do not drink Old Cephalopod Ale if you are pregnant, might become pregnant, might impregnate another, or are in any way, shape or form a sentient being.*
LMAO, love the list of side effect!
That’s the list I hear in my head after every prescription medication advertisement. I figure it should be shared with the world. Or at least the folk who have great taste in Lovecraftian SciFi webcomics….
Ingredients include: black seas of infinity, mist from the high house, shoggoth essence, powder of ibn-ghazi, Terrible Old Man(tm) extract, moon bog water, genuine Red Hook hops, Cool Air(tm) diluted ammonia, the Thing from the Doorstep, Herbert West(tm) formaldehyde, Old Innsmouth fish flavour, Curwen-brand essential salts, and Colour Out of Space #7 (ftagn).
Also, check out Twelve Lovecraftian cocktails from the HP Lovecraft Film Festival.
And let me tell you, that Terrible Old Man extract? Not cheap!
As a home brewer, I now have the urge to brew something really dark, and put some of this on the label.
Didn’t one of The Ramones collect Terrible Old Man extract for heroin money? ewwwwwwww