Silence: “What’s that thing?”
Carter: “What thing?”
Silence: “That big ball under a sheet.”
Carter: “Oh, you mean you don’t have one? I thought everyone did. So, about that orphanage.”
“It’s…um…this end table I got at R’LYEA. It looked so good in the store, but I got it home, put it together and realised it was just a ball of tentacles, and I don’t know what to do with it…plus there were pieces left over that aren’t even in the instructions.”
lol… she got it from the R’LYEA furniture store at the corner of Eldritch Ave and Yog-Shothoth St. in downtown R’lyeh. Somebody should make a map of downtown R’lyeh. Except that it can only fit on hyperbolic (i.e. non-Euclidean) paper.
Seriously, that was probably the better solution. In his current state, Whateley would be difficult to explain even to someone as understanding as Silence.
LMAO! I’m sorry that’s just funny, even if the cover did work…what was she going to pass this big ball shaped thing off as?? That was so suspicious!
Silence: “What’s that thing?”
Carter: “What thing?”
Silence: “That big ball under a sheet.”
Carter: “Oh, you mean you don’t have one? I thought everyone did. So, about that orphanage.”
ya hear that, Whateley? You’re makin’ a mess of ya sistah’s apahtment! better get yer act together and clean up aftah yaself!
Relatives! Can’t live with ‘em, can’t pass ‘em off as exotic sculpture.
“It’s…um…this end table I got at R’LYEA. It looked so good in the store, but I got it home, put it together and realised it was just a ball of tentacles, and I don’t know what to do with it…plus there were pieces left over that aren’t even in the instructions.”
lol… she got it from the R’LYEA furniture store at the corner of Eldritch Ave and Yog-Shothoth St. in downtown R’lyeh. Somebody should make a map of downtown R’lyeh. Except that it can only fit on hyperbolic (i.e. non-Euclidean) paper.
LMAO!
I love that bright shiny smile on Carter’s face. Not suspicious at all!
Nope! Nothing to see here! Really!
Dodged that bullet, Carter! For now.
Seriously, that was probably the better solution. In his current state, Whateley would be difficult to explain even to someone as understanding as Silence.
Yeah, there really aren’t many ways to adequately explain a big ball of tentacles in your apartment.
She’s lucky she doesn’t actually have to spend time putting clothes on. The whole “morphing clothes out of your own flesh” thing is a real time-saver!
yep, messy ain’t the half of it–say fleshy, weird, indescribably strange….